S.U Series (Are you a christian?) Episode 5





BROTHER CORNELIUS


 Brother Cornelius

Brother cord coordinating women affairs.

Well-done sir,

The devil is your backbone. 


Brother Cornelius,

This your corny behavior nawa o!

Luring sisters to sleep with you? 

Eku ise o,

Spiritual bowl of fire!


Brother Corne, MOG! 

Deliverance minister, 

You are doing wonderfully well for the devil.

How can devil cast out devil?

Worry not, soon your deliverance mistresses will deliver children. 


Bro Corne,

Everytime you go dey talk say "be impregnated with the holy ghost"

I hope you will not impregnate all the sisters in the church. 


Brother Cornelius,

You have corrupted all the brethren in the church.

Defiled half of the sisters,

And encouraged the brothers to do the same.

Eku ise o, fornication crusader.


Brother Cornelius,

Conering all the beautiful sisters.

Brother "Corne Corne" the connector.

Well done sir,

Your secrets will be exposed soon.


Brother Corne,

You have masterminded over thirty abortions in three months.

Ahh, brother!

You have wasted God's generals!


Brother Corne, 

You are the total opposite of Cornelius in the bible.

Who even gave you that name?

Cornelius, a babe in Christ brought other babes to Christ.

But you, brother Corne,

Fifteen years in the church!! Fifteen years of misleading saints!


Ahh, brother Corne,

Come back to Christ!


I am so sorry guys, it has been so stressful out here, school and stuff keeps me busy. Not a valid excuse but I'm sorry. I promise to make it up by posting the last episode of this series before next week runs out, I not lying this time. Thank you for always being here, I love you guys. 


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Olaomo Owooluwa 

God's Very Own ❤️.


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