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S.U Series (Are you a christian?) Episode 6

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 SISTER JUDITH Sister Judith Chorister swagga, Praise minister ginger. E n Judi tan awon brother je, You shake your butt during praise and worship sessions. Well done o, devil's crusader! Sister Judi Judi  "Judi Judi" for "shake bumbum" The youths even converted your name and you smile. Ahh sister Judith! You introduced so many worldly dances into the church. Ah sister Judith! It's you that said the brethren should dance "shoki" for Jesus the other day. The same you said " é gbese ke gbe body fOluwa" last Sunday. Oluwa wo? which God? Sister Judith, Stop misleading the youths! Sister Judith You know all the lyrics of the latest hip-hop songs. É è ma gbo " I stan lagbaja, I stan tamedu"  Well-done o, Satan is stanning you, hell is beckoning unto you. É è ya sora sister Judith, Be careful!  Come back to the Cross. Thousands have fallen due to your mistake. Hallelujah! The S.U series is finally over, it's time to step in to ...

S.U Series (Are you a christian?) Episode 5

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BROTHER CORNELIUS  Brother Cornelius Brother cord coordinating women affairs. Well-done sir, The devil is your backbone.  Brother Cornelius, This your corny behavior nawa o! Luring sisters to sleep with you?  Eku ise o, Spiritual bowl of fire! Brother Corne, MOG!  Deliverance minister,  You are doing wonderfully well for the devil. How can devil cast out devil? Worry not, soon your deliverance mistresses will deliver children.  Bro Corne, Everytime you go dey talk say "be impregnated with the holy ghost" I hope you will not impregnate all the sisters in the church.  Brother Cornelius, You have corrupted all the brethren in the church. Defiled half of the sisters, And encouraged the brothers to do the same. Eku ise o, fornication crusader. Brother Cornelius, Conering all the beautiful sisters. Brother "Corne Corne" the connector. Well done sir, Your secrets will be exposed soon. Brother Corne, You have masterminded over thirty abortions in three months....