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S.U SERIES (Are you a christian?) Episode 4

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 SISTER CLARA!! Sister Clara "Elepe pesere"  If only curses could forgive sins, Then you would have been the savior of the world.  Curse is your shadow it follows you everywhere. Your tongue is ever ready to release them. Sister Clara, are you possessed? Sister Clara are you possessed?  Every time you curse, you defend yourself by saying, "O kamilara ni".  Pele o, Clara onikanra. Your red button flashes always.  Your appearance radiates danger,  Nobody wants to be cursed.  Ah! sister Clara! Awi tan, e le o Lori oko. How will your husband locate you with this cursing spirit? What if you have even cursed him unknowingly? Just as prophecies are to prophets, So are curses to you sister Clara.  Usher Elepe (The cursing usher), You use curses to welcome people into the church.  Who ordained you usher sister Clara? Should you even be addressed as "sister"? Ah, Clara! you have bastardized christianity me  Sister Clara, Chasing souls away fr...

S.U series (Are you a christian?) Episode 3

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 BROTHER CLEMENT Brother Clement "Cle Cle" as in clear road.  Every church service day you say "clear road, onijo nbo". It's you that will dance 'skeleu' in church, it's the same you that will dance 'zanku, galala and shoki'  Brother Clement, "Cle Cle" as in clear face.  Born black but transformed white, Micheal Jackson of our generation.  Voice, e dey there, Dance, e dey there, Bleaching, e gallant!  Well done sir! You told pastor that you didn't bleach, you Insisted that you just 'toned'.  Epele o, toner, What is the difference between a lion and a tiger?  Do they not belong to the same cat family?  Come off it bro Clement, come off it sir! Ahn ahn! The same you that cried before the alter of salvation has because of civilization thrown it away. You act as though you picked your salvation from the gutter.  Bro Clement, Clear your road of sin! Ease your soul of the burden of sin. Come back to the cross,  Christ is wait...